Words to Wake Up To:

First words out of Alex's mouth this morning:


"Farts are burps that come out of our tushies, and burps are farts that come out of our mouths!"

A suggestion for a gift for someone last week:

"I know! How about a new pair of pants that we decorate ourselves?" Um... no.

In No Particular Order

I have a pile of little slips of paper with various Alex gems since my last post. So, in no particular order, here we go:

After swimming lesson: I wanna go home in the pool.

While playing Candyland: Sometimes I call the double ones a single double one.

Why is it quiet when there's no noise?


I'm going to eat myself, but I'm going to leave my head outside so I can watch.


We're not a bear, but we can have bare feet.

Look! That's why they call it fluoride! (Several months ago, as he put his fluoride pill on the floor)