May 6

Found a scrap of paper with this scrawled on it:

"Look! My penis is deaf."

Wha????

*****

Today when getting out of the bath:

Jim said: You have goosebumps

Alex replied: I want to give them back to the goose.

May Day!

"You have butt cheeks!"

Pause

"So do I!"

Pause


"You have bigger butt cheeks!"

Shouted down the stairs, "Daddy, you have even bigger butt cheeks!"